Spears is getting offers of help to get her career back on track

Simon Cowell, American Idol judge, had offered to help Britney Spears get her career back. He said “We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends.”

Paula Abdul says, “We always have time for Britney. We love her.”

And Randy Jackson adds: “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”

Even Timbaland has come up with an idea to help Spears career – do a duet with Justin Timberlake. Spears apparently turned down that offer though.

After Spears disappointing MTV Video Music Awards performance former N’ Sync member Joey Fatone said of her performance “It was interesting, I felt bad, but didn’t. It looked like she was really lost. A lot of people… really want her to seek help… There’s something not right there, something needs to obviously be done before anything tragic happens. She’s a great girl.”





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One bag’s just not enough!

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Britney Spears was caught double bagging it on Thursday during a shopping trip in Beverly Hills.

She’s actually carrying two matching Versace purses. One is for her cousin Alli Sims.

Britney is now preparing for the MTV VMAs. She’ll be kicking off the award show with a highly anticipated opening performance.

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Federline’s team is subpoena happy

Looks like things are heating up between Federline and Spears again. Kevin Federline’s defense team has delivered a subpoena to the rehab facility that Spears stayed in earlier this year. The subpoena was served early Saturday morning.

Kevins team is on a subpoena spree. They’ve served subpoenas to Spears bodyguard Daimon Shippen, former assistant Shannon Funk, and her friend Alli Sims. Who’s next?

“Kevin and his attorneys Mark Vincent Kaplan and James Simon are on a mission,” says the source. “They are pursuing all relevant evidence from every potential source and every available witness.”

It appears that Federline’s team wants to know how Spears responded to therapy at Promises. For instance they probably want to know if she was resistant to treatment or if she had a good attitude during her stay.

It’s presumed that the team is gathering information for an upcoming custody battle royale.

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