John Mayer does stand up?

john_mayer180.jpg Singer songwriter John Mayer apparently has a sense of humor. This past Saturday night he did a stand-up comedy routine.

He performed at New York City’s Comedy Cellar where he poked fun at his single life, his music and sang a raunchy ballad as a joke about Carrie underwood’s hit “Before He Cheats”. Mayer also went on to say that male song writers can’t get as aggressive in their songs as females can. He then went on to make up a raunchy little song about sex.

At one point in his routine he said “I don’t wash my clothes to make them cleaner, I wash them to make them tighter – that’s what makes me single,” he says, leaning against the basement comedy club’s brick wall. “Guys, I don’t have a washer-dryer, I have a wetter-tightener.”

Mayer and Jessica Simpson are still in “on again, off again” mode. Jessica was spotted without Mayer in New York on Monday night at restaurant Dos Caminos in Soho.

Actually, if you want to see his routine, I went searching for the video, here it is:





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Jessica Simpson making faces

Wordless Wednesday

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What do you think is going on this humorous picture of Jessica Simpson?

Is she just having an animated conversation with someone? Or is she telling someone on and even using her hand to express her point?

Maybe she just figured out that there is a difference between canned chicken and canned tuna and realized that she sounded pretty dumb on her reality show?

Tell me your thoughts or give me your best caption.


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John and Jessica in Florida

jessica_simpson4_240.jpg John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are obviously still together and enjoying some free time while they are in the sunny State of Florida.

The couple will be in Florida for the next two and a half weeks.

John has had performances in Jacksonville, Miami and Orlando and will wrap up the Florida portion of his tour in Pensacola Monday night. Once he’s finished in Forida he’ll continue his tour in Baton Rouge, Fayetteville, Memphis, Oklamhoma City, Huntsville, knoxville, Roanoke and Columbia.

Jessica is set to perform with Willie Nelson at a Dallas Fundraiser on Feb. 10th at the Nokia Theater.

I still don’t understand why these two are together. Does anyone else find them to be an odd couple? I wonder if it’s just a way for them to promote each others tours?

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