John Mayer does stand up?

john_mayer180.jpg Singer songwriter John Mayer apparently has a sense of humor. This past Saturday night he did a stand-up comedy routine.

He performed at New York City’s Comedy Cellar where he poked fun at his single life, his music and sang a raunchy ballad as a joke about Carrie underwood’s hit “Before He Cheats”. Mayer also went on to say that male song writers can’t get as aggressive in their songs as females can. He then went on to make up a raunchy little song about sex.

At one point in his routine he said “I don’t wash my clothes to make them cleaner, I wash them to make them tighter – that’s what makes me single,” he says, leaning against the basement comedy club’s brick wall. “Guys, I don’t have a washer-dryer, I have a wetter-tightener.”

Mayer and Jessica Simpson are still in “on again, off again” mode. Jessica was spotted without Mayer in New York on Monday night at restaurant Dos Caminos in Soho.

Actually, if you want to see his routine, I went searching for the video, here it is:





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John and Jessica in Florida

jessica_simpson4_240.jpg John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are obviously still together and enjoying some free time while they are in the sunny State of Florida.

The couple will be in Florida for the next two and a half weeks.

John has had performances in Jacksonville, Miami and Orlando and will wrap up the Florida portion of his tour in Pensacola Monday night. Once he’s finished in Forida he’ll continue his tour in Baton Rouge, Fayetteville, Memphis, Oklamhoma City, Huntsville, knoxville, Roanoke and Columbia.

Jessica is set to perform with Willie Nelson at a Dallas Fundraiser on Feb. 10th at the Nokia Theater.

I still don’t understand why these two are together. Does anyone else find them to be an odd couple? I wonder if it’s just a way for them to promote each others tours?

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Jessica Simpson say she and John Mayer are just friends

Jessica Simpson is insisting that the tabloid reports of she and singer John Mayer being a couple are wrong and states that they are just friends.

Jessica, 25, appeared on The View talk show today, where she discussed the rumors. O’Donnell asked, “Is everything going good for you, you’re in a good place, you’re happy…’ Simpson replied, “I’m in a really good place…”

O’Donnell then tried to get Jessica to talk about the tabloid reports that she is dating John Mayer, asking “You don’t want to say, but maybe?” Simpson sighed and shook her head saying, “I love it that she just goes right there….I’m actually not dating John Mayer.” O’Donnell feigned shock saying, “You mean People magazine was wrong?”

People Magazine had featured Simpson on the cover last week with the headline, ‘I’m in love,’ referring to Simpson’s reported new relationship with Mayer. She added, “And they put this quote saying that I’m in love! You know, he’s my friend, I’ve known him for a couple years.”

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