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December 29th, 2006 at 5:07 am

Thief drops pot in Court

Nineteen year old Devin K Hoerauf was attending court in Rockville, MD, to answer to charges of multiple robbery. As he stood up at the defense table something fell out of his pocket. It turns out the something was a bag full of marijuana.

His lawyer, quick to jump to his defence said ” “He is brain-damaged, your honor,” she said. “I don’t mean he’s just a defendant who does dumb stuff. This is a boy with an IQ in triple digits. His brain is glued together with Silly Putty. He can’t think his way out of a paper bag, but he can do physics.” The lawyer, Gwyn Hoerauf, apparently knows: she’s the defendant’s mother.

The jury missed the marijuana incident, but they still ended up convicting the tean on four robbery counts.







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    LOL… that’s hilarious.. some people really are just brain damaged.

    Keri (1 comments.) on December 29th, 2006
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    But did he get to keep the weed?? For the love of God….don’t leave us hanging….what happened to the bag….?? Oh the tragedy…Oh the humanity! Great story thanks for sharing

    Yamagoo (1 comments.) on December 29th, 2006
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    Oh that is fucking great!

    Patrick (2 comments.) on December 30th, 2006
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    ***http://lifetimegamer.blogspot.com/***

    I miss Silly Putty!”…

    hehehe

    Keith L. Dick (8 comments.) on December 30th, 2006

 



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