http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/ Odd news, Strange Animals, Funny pictures, Dumb Criminals Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:18:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2807 mlankton Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:38:03 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2807 My day job is Corrections Officer. Most of the drugs in jail are kept in the inmate's rectums. It's rare that an inmate is stupid enough to keep contraband in their cells, because when we go in, we know those cells better than they do and we find everything. Drugs are _almost_ never found because the inmates know this and keep them up their butts. When we do use a dog during searches tobacco is usually found. Apparently tobacco isn't valuable enough to go to the trouble of shoving it up your bunghole. My day job is Corrections Officer. Most of the drugs in jail are kept in the inmate’s rectums. It’s rare that an inmate is stupid enough to keep contraband in their cells, because when we go in, we know those cells better than they do and we find everything. Drugs are _almost_ never found because the inmates know this and keep them up their butts.
When we do use a dog during searches tobacco is usually found. Apparently tobacco isn’t valuable enough to go to the trouble of shoving it up your bunghole.

]]> http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2158 Mike Paetzold Sat, 14 Apr 2007 15:41:19 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2158 Just wanted to leave a <a href="http://www.blogazoo.com/gAzoos.php?id=610&key=b92b59ce" rel="nofollow">Gazoo</a> for any Blogazoo reader that stops by. Just wanted to leave a Gazoo for any Blogazoo reader that stops by.

]]> http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2157 Sue Fri, 13 Apr 2007 22:51:34 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2157 Bizarro!!!! Bizarro!!!!

]]> http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2156 VE Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:54:27 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2156 Sort of brings on a whole new image to an accidental blow out Sort of brings on a whole new image to an accidental blow out

]]> http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2155 tom Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:48:14 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2155 Truly an Odd Planet!! (-: Truly an Odd Planet!! (-:

]]> http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2154 kip Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:32:37 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2154 Ouch, that sounds painful! Ouch, that sounds painful!

]]> http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2152 CyberCelt Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:52:12 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2152 Do not forget the extra cell phone batteries and chargers. I cannot believe someone is so dumb to put a grenade to their nether regions. Do not forget the extra cell phone batteries and chargers. I cannot believe someone is so dumb to put a grenade to their nether regions.

]]> http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2151 Lisa Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:05:36 +0000 http://feverishthoughts.com/oddplanet/2007/04/12/inmates-conceal-weapons-in-unusual-and-dangerous-ways/#comment-2151 I heard about the backside story before. Never heard about the vagina one though. You'd think that would be uncomfortable. :) I heard about the backside story before. Never heard about the vagina one though. You’d think that would be uncomfortable.

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