Police arrested a granny in Bloomington, Minn., for allegedly giving her 9-year-old granddaughter gin, causing the girl to vomit, fall down and hit her head.

The unnamed grandmother gave the alcohol in hopes the girl would pass out, so she could go out for the night rather than stay home baby-sitting, cops said.

The child’s mother was at work.

Isn’t that terrible? Hire a babysitter granny!

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