September 22nd, 2008 at 12:02 am
A 20 year old woman is now facing charges of aggravated assault after she allegedly bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword (who has a sword in their home???) during an argument about …. him not doing the dishes!
The woman’s 21 year old boyfriend told police that he became involved in the argument when the woman complained that the dishes were not clean. The woman apparently told the man to leave the apartment but he refused.
When he wouldn’t leave the woman tried to physically make the man leave. During the struggle the woman bit the man’s right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face.
After that she grabbed a 2 foot sword and swung it at him. Luckily it missed!
The woman’s been released from a Mansfield jail after a $10,000 bond was posted.
The couple had only lived together for four months … perhaps the man is lucky that this happened now so he knows who’s he’s involved with!
October 5th, 2007 at 6:00 am
A man in Des Moines, Iowa, made an official complaint to police that his son assaulted him, leading to his son’s arrest on the charge of domestic assault.
The dirty details were revealed during the investigation. The mans son had been angry at him during an argument, and he chucked a bag of Cheetos in his direction. The bag hit the fathers glasses, causing them to bump up against his nose and cut him.
Other damage included Cheetos dust all over his shirt.
A new warning label will henceforth be placed on all Frito Lay products warning against use as a weapon.
This brings new meaning to the term Food Fight!
July 20th, 2006 at 12:54 am
I thought carrots were good for the eyes?
Monroe: A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye. Roderick Vecsey is charged with second-degree assault and disorderly conduct.
Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six hours of surgery after being hit in the left eye with the vegetable on Saturday night, but doctors were not able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.
The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed the carrot, Damiani said.
Young Driver
Ypsilanti Township: A 5-year-old boy hopped behind the wheel of a sport utility vehicle and drove it several blocks looking for his mother following an argument with his grandmother, authorities said.
The boy started the truck, cranked up the stereo and stood on the driver’s seat to see over the steering wheel, Washtenaw County Sheriff’s Cmdr. Dave Egeler said. The boy told sheriff’s deputies he was “looking for his mommy,” police reports said.
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