Police in El Cerrito California arrested a man last November for being nude in public. The arrest took place near the rapid transit station. When the police asked the man if he was carrying contraband he admitted that he had a screw driver in his rectum!
What? Owww.
Police, treating the item as a potential weapon trained their guns on him while he removed the 6 inch awl that he’d wrapped in electrical tape prior to insertion.
Then, only one week later a 22 year old Iraq ware veteran in Monkwearmouth England told his friends that he was bored. He decided to imitate a prank from the movie “Jackass” and inserted a firework “up his backside” and lit it.
When it exploded he was taken to the Sunderland Royal hospital with a scorched colon and other serious injuries.
Just for the heck of it I thought I’d post this collection of bloopers. It’s amazing how stupid, utterly totally stupid some people can be. Have a look.
What was your favorite clip from this video?
I think my fav was the idiot who decided to try lighting his fart.
That was either a massive fart or he tried to light it with something highly explosive.
If you come across a funny video – blooper or otherwise – please send me a link for it. If I like it I might just post it here for all my visitors to see. Naturally I’ll give you credit for pointing me to the video or towards a source of good material for this site.
Robert Russel Moore, 33, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for the burglary of an Arby’s in Prince Frederick, Md this past October. Moore was the assistant manager of the restaurant and was identified by clues from the surveillance tape.
Employees of the Arby’s said they recognized the burglar’s body shape, clothing and, when he bent over, the distinctive top portion of his buttocks, as being those of Moore. The owner of the restaurant said he had had to counsel Moore “more than once” about the inadvertent exposure of his butt crack.
First of all, why would this guy rob the store he worked at as an assistant manager? and two- if he is so “identifiable” why risk it? Lets call him the butt crack robber shall we.
