Who knew “mooning” could be so dangerous!
A 21 year old Dutch man is recovering after a mooning incident that went horribly wrong.
The injured man and two others decided to run down a street in Utrecht, Netherlands with their pants pulled down as a joke.
At some point the man pushed his behind against a restaurant window and it broke! The broken window resulted in deep wounds in the mans derriere.
Owwww!
Police detained the three mooners after the incident, however the cafe owner has decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
What were these men thinking?
Police in El Cerrito California arrested a man last November for being nude in public. The arrest took place near the rapid transit station. When the police asked the man if he was carrying contraband he admitted that he had a screw driver in his rectum!
What? Owww.
Police, treating the item as a potential weapon trained their guns on him while he removed the 6 inch awl that he’d wrapped in electrical tape prior to insertion.
Then, only one week later a 22 year old Iraq ware veteran in Monkwearmouth England told his friends that he was bored. He decided to imitate a prank from the movie “Jackass” and inserted a firework “up his backside” and lit it.
When it exploded he was taken to the Sunderland Royal hospital with a scorched colon and other serious injuries.
Do these men not have a brain in their head?
The London Review of Books published a compendium of the weirdest and funniest advertisements from the eccentric readers who write to it’s personal column in seek of love, sex, or friendship with like minded people. You know- serial embezzlers, beardy physicists known as Naughty Lola, or self-harming flautists.
The book is called “They call me Naughty Lola”, and it proves that the English are not all stiff-upper lip with this strange collection.
Here’s an example of what you might find in Naughty Lola:
“Woman, 32, needful of the finer things in life seeks stinking rich bloke, 80-100,” one ad says. “Must be willing to fibrillate his ventricles when he becomes tiresome or bankrupt or both. Also interesting thirtysomethings for illicit, immoral affair to be conducted concurrently with the above.”
Or maybe this guy’s more your style? “Bald, short, fat and ugly male, 53 seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.”
The column began in 1988 and was meant to be a genuine lonely hearts column, however after his first submission arrived - “67-year-old disaffiliated flaneur picking my toothless way through the urban sprawl, self-destructive, sliding towards pathos, jacked up on Viagra and on the lookout for a contortionist who plays the trumpet.” David Rose, the columns creator, decided to create his column as a a notice board for the strange, hilarious and downright bizarre.
Surprisingly entries such as - “You were reading the BBC in-house magazine on the Jubilee Line (12 November). I was coughing hot tea through my nostrils. Surely you can’t have forgotten? Write now to smitten, weak-kneed, severely burnt, bumbling F (32, but normally I look younger). I’ll be quite a catch when my top lip has healed. And this brace isn’t forever.” have often resulted in marriages, children, at least one divorce and countless liaisons.
This weeks theme is SAFE
Aw, poor, poor kitty.
No don’t feel sorry for that little goldfish. Feel sorry for the cat ’cause you know he’s not going to give up. He’s going to try and try - every day. That fish is going to taunt him from within it’s safe clear walls. The fish is in more danger of being overfed than of being caught by that daring cat.
Poor, poor Kitty. LOL
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