A crazed woman in Florence, Ore., broke into a neighbor’s trailer and set it afire after being unable to find her keys - which were hanging from her pants pocket the whole time.

The unidentified 23-year- old trashed the next-door trailer, sprayed lighter fluid on a stuffed animal and placed it on the stove to start the blaze.

Her boyfriend found her hiding barefoot and incoherent behind a bush across the street.

Wow. Now that’s a blowout.

Funny how I always fear my sisters going to go off that way whenever she’s looking for her keys in her purse. She gets so frantic and not once have they not been there.

This past October, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, was in Pittsburgh campaigning for U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum. Apparently Jeb Bush antagonized anti-Santorum demonstrators by blowing them a kiss. In the chaos that ensued Bush was forced to take refuge in a train station supply closet.

In other news Kansas state Rep. Vaughn Flora was charged with a misdemeanor after an October political event when he allegedly roughed up an anti-abortion protester dressed as a cockroach. Why would a protester dress as a cockroach? I think that’s a story in itself.

Last August, in Tampa, Tony Katz - a public-access TV host - threw a chair at his guest, county commission candidate Joe Redner, hitting him in the head after he had called Redner a liar and Redner had called him fat.

I thought politicians and TV Hosts were supposed to be refined folk? I guess not if this kind of behaviour proves anything.