Looks like someone decided to show their sense of humor when they discovered the telephone missing from this booth.

It would be mighty hard to make a call with a cup and string- especially if it was a long distance call!

Patrons of a local bar persuaded Pat Dykstra, 51, that she was too drunk to drive home. So … taking responsibility she decided to call 911 from her truck to ask for a sheriff to be sent over to follow her home.

She ended her call to the police dispatcher by explaining how dangerous it was for her to be driving while on the phone!

when the deputies eventually caught up with Dykstra her alcohol reading was .14 which is well over the maximum permitted.

Looks like those concerned bar patrons should have taken away her keys! Luckily she didn’t get into or cause an accident.

Benton, Ill police have arrested and charged a woman, Tabitha Artis, with disorderly conduct for allegedly making several 911 calls that the police didn’t consider true emergencies.

Artis was persistently dialing up the county’s 911 system. She first called 911 last Saturday to complain that her husband had left their home with her car keys. A neighbor later reported that the Artises were fighting and the police ended up taking Mr. Artis away on a suspected parole violation.

Shortly after the first call Tabitha Artis called 911 three times during a 25 minute period. She was calling to demand an explanation for her husbands arrest. Emergencies were already busy with calls regarding a weather related power outage and since she could have been calling the police station directly, the police decided to arrest the woman.