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August 28th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Aren’t dumb criminals entertaining?

» by Chris in: Crime, Dumb Criminals, Dumb people, Entertainment, Funny Video, Humor, Video, What an idiot

I just wrote a post on Truly Odd Planet about Dumb Criminals and I included several videos.

I was actually able to find enough dumb criminal videos that I thought I’d share a few over here too.

It’s one thing to be a dumb criminal, but it’s quite another to be a stupid one! Watch as this guy breaks into a pizza parlor by coming in a window. Unfortunately his exit from the store doesn’t go quite as smoothly!

Dumb Criminal – That’s gotta hurt!

Robber is headbanging himself

If there are any future criminals planning a heist reading this, here’s a tip – breaking in through the chimney to commit a robbery is not the way to do it!

Dumb Criminal Caught in Chimney

A burglar spends 12 hours in a chimney in Baton Rouge, La., after allegedly trying to break into a restaurant. Courtesy AP.

Here’s another tip for would-be thieves – Don’t rob a security camera store! Duh!

Dumbest Criminals Ever Rob a Security Camera Store

Pulling your shirt over your head like Beavis isn’t going to keep you safe from the 24 working security cameras on sale in the SECURITY CAMERA STORE, you blasted idiots.

Please let me know if you enjoy these kind of stories and if you like watching videos occasionally as I’ll make this a regular feature.

Drunk driver calls 911 for assistance while driving

» by Chris in: Dumb people, Home and Lifestyle, Weird News, What an idiot

Patrons of a local bar persuaded Pat Dykstra, 51, that she was too drunk to drive home. So … taking responsibility she decided to call 911 from her truck to ask for a sheriff to be sent over to follow her home.

She ended her call to the police dispatcher by explaining how dangerous it was for her to be driving while on the phone!

when the deputies eventually caught up with Dykstra her alcohol reading was .14 which is well over the maximum permitted.

Looks like those concerned bar patrons should have taken away her keys! Luckily she didn’t get into or cause an accident.