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August 28th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Aren’t dumb criminals entertaining?

» by Chris in: Crime,Dumb Criminals,Dumb people,Entertainment,Funny Video,Humor,Video,What an idiot

I just wrote a post on Truly Odd Planet about Dumb Criminals and I included several videos.

I was actually able to find enough dumb criminal videos that I thought I’d share a few over here too.

It’s one thing to be a dumb criminal, but it’s quite another to be a stupid one! Watch as this guy breaks into a pizza parlor by coming in a window. Unfortunately his exit from the store doesn’t go quite as smoothly!

Dumb Criminal – That’s gotta hurt!

Robber is headbanging himself

If there are any future criminals planning a heist reading this, here’s a tip – breaking in through the chimney to commit a robbery is not the way to do it!

Dumb Criminal Caught in Chimney

A burglar spends 12 hours in a chimney in Baton Rouge, La., after allegedly trying to break into a restaurant. Courtesy AP.

Here’s another tip for would-be thieves – Don’t rob a security camera store! Duh!

Dumbest Criminals Ever Rob a Security Camera Store

Pulling your shirt over your head like Beavis isn’t going to keep you safe from the 24 working security cameras on sale in the SECURITY CAMERA STORE, you blasted idiots.

Please let me know if you enjoy these kind of stories and if you like watching videos occasionally as I’ll make this a regular feature.

That’s not Santa in the Chimney

» by Chris in: Generally Odd

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A Hayward, California man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother’s home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.

Police say the 23 year-old man locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in using a cable TV wire through the chimney.

But the wire broke and the man fell, getting stuck about three quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

“We get him up, and he’s naked as a jaybird,” said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. “He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out.”

Authorities were called in early Saturday. A neighbor heard “faint, distressing” calls since about 2:30 a.m. and decided to call police.

Police say it probably wasn’t a comfortable few hours for the man.

“He”s not fat,” Branson said, “but he used to play football. He’s not that little.”

Yep, I always enter my house through the chimney when I lock myself out. You wouldn’t believe how often I have to do that.