I’ve got a chance to win a brand new 6 mp digital camera and photo printer from HP because they want some lucky bloggers to get a chance to test drive their products!

All I have to do is convince, Ted, from Pay per post as to why I deserve this great opportunity.

I really shouldn’t have to convince him- he should know by now how much I love Payperpost - just look at the videos I’ve made - I sing Payperpost songs in them! Who does that other than a blogger who just loves what he’s doing? I even made one for the “We want Randy” opportunity but didn’t get to post it here. You can find it on YouTube of course. I wasn’t gonna waste that singing opportunity, nope.

Singing the We want Randy song

My best catfish impression

Ted if you give me one of the wonderful HP Photo gear packages that you have I’ll go to downtown Toronto, stand on the corner of Yonge and Dundas Square - dressed in blue, or green or purple or whatever you want, and tell everyone that walks by how great payperpost is. I will. Dare me!

Why do I need a camera? Well, for one, I don’t have one. I don’t even have a film camera. Do you know how stupid I feel when I go to parties or weddings and I don’t have a camera to use? It feels bad Ted, it feels really bad. I’m almost too ashamed to go out anymore ’cause my friends make fun of me for not having a camera. If I didn’t bring my guitar, I think they’d stop inviting me. It’s that bad, Ted, it’s really bad. You gotta help me man.

I really need to get myself into this new age of digital photography. Everyone is doing it except for me. I’m an outcast.

It’s a waste too that I don’t have a camera ’cause I’m starting a new site called Guitar Licks and I want to teach people how to play guitar over the net. If I had a camera I could take photo’s of the chord progressions as I talk about them, or if it has video - don’t they all have video these days? - I could even video tape short pieces and I’d be able to teach people how to play guitar with them. Isn’t that a great idea Ted? Don’t you want to help me do this? Just think, YOU could help me teach guitar to people from all over the world. But I don’t know … without your help I might just have to scrap that idea.

Oh Oh oh … I’ve got another idea. Toronto is a big city, it’s huge - and while there are a lot of normal people here, theres a lot of strange ones too … where do think I got the idea for Odd Planet from anyway? Watching all the strange people walk around this city, that’s how. Like the people that steal wheel chairs from the hospital that’s just down the street and have uh wheel chair drag races in front of our house. I could take photos of weird stuff like that and post it here. There’s no end to the strange stuff that I see in this city. I promise- if you give me a camera - I’ll fill this blog up with crazy photos that I’ve taken of all the strange and odd people I see.

Hey Ted? I seem to remember that you like beer. Am I right? If I am this nice cool one’s for you. This post was brought to you by HP.

I’ve never been much of a better but I do follow Football, baseball and hockey games and occasionally enter into friendly bets with friends. I do know a lot of people that bet seriously on games, well on just about anything really. I guess it can be addictive, and maybe I’m just lucky that it never caught on too much with me.

I did find a site that I’m told is one of the oldest sports handicapping websites online today. Jimfeist.com offers Football Picks and full game analysis on all major games and sports including basketball, football, hockey, baseball, horse racing, golf and many more. Free picks are offered daily as well in order to showcase the handicapper’s talents at calling the game’s winner.

Jimfeist.com has everything you need to stay ahead of the game. There are several sections to the site including scores and stats, Proline, Sports Picks and even contests - there are four active contests right now. You can also get workbooks and magazines, sports schedules, schedule updates, league reports, plus information from Linetracker.com and OffshoreConnection.com.

I know I’m going to have to tell a few friends about this site so they can get their sports picks. I’ll probably never see them anymore once I tell them about this site ’cause they’ll be too busy hanging out on it doing all their sports betting.

I loved all of the entries in the caption contest. Thanks to all who entered. It was very hard to pick just one winner. I enlisted my husbands help and we narrowed it down to two entries that we both liked. I’ve decide to award both of them 100 credits.

The great thing about contests at Odd Planet and at my other site Tricia’s Musings is that everyone is a winner!

All who entered but didn’t win the first or second place prizes (Ha! I didn’t tell you there would be a second place prize did I?) I am awarding 15 credits.

15 credits just for being smart enough to enter
(listed by comment number, see Caption Contest Entries to see what each person’s caption was):

1. Guppyman 2.Alex 3. beachtiglet 4. Anonymous (You need to tell me who you are!) 8. Susan 9. Lori 10. Loni 11. Matt U 12. Fidget 14. Annette 15. Schadenfreude 17. MC

Runners up - we couldn’t decide!
But we enjoyed these 4 contestants entries, so they each get 50 credits:
5. Kim 6. Wystful 1 13. DVDguy 16. The Shrone

Winners! It was a tie! Award - 100 credits each:
7. arsgeek 18. Anna

I’m still waiting to hear back from Anonymous, Susan, Kim and Wystful1 so I can award them their credits.

BTW if I have another contest can everyone PLEASE give me your prefered method of recieving credits, and the user name at the choosen exchange. It took me about an hour to track down most of the 15 of you who have been rewarded.

The caption contest ends tonight May, 18th at 11:59 p.m. There is still time to enter! Simply come up with a caption for the picture in the post “Larger than Life“, and if you are the choosen winner you could walk away with 100 credits from BL0GMAD or BL0GEXPLOSION.

The entries have been pouring in. I’m having trouble deciding which ones I like best, so I might let you guys help me. I’m going to list all the entries below by number. Please leave a comment in this post and let me know which caption suites the photo best. Oh, and if you comment just tell me the actual number of the caption you like best.

1. Stop sister Mary…. Father O’Mally is back from the Boy Scout Jamboree! (Guppyman)
2. “Look, judge judy is comming. Do you have a pen??” Alex
3. I know that God works in mysterious ways, but I didn’t expect Him to answer like THAT!!!!! beachtiglet
4. (Irish Nun voice) “Heavins to Betsy sister Margaret, Moses just parted the sea and the holy water is fillin up me panties!” Anonymous (Who are you?)
5. Nothing could have prepared Sister Mary Patrick or Sister Mary Franklin as they enter the valley of the shadow of death during inner-city missions work! Kim
6. “It’s Friday! Sister Mary, we’re not supposed to have meat!” Wystful 1
7. “It’s mine, mine! I saw it first!” arsgeek
8. Sister Mary Martha wasn’t sure she truly understood the verse, “Be sure your sins will find you out.” until the shadow appeared from around the corner. Susan
9. “Sister Mary Margaret was only joking when she said she and Sister Catherine should go out cruising for penis.” Lori
10. “I told you there was a BUTTHEAD!” Loni
11. OMG! Here comes Dick Cheney! Matt U
12. Immaculate conception? NOOOO! I’m too dang old! Fidget
13. The sisters had lived such a sheltered life that they never knew giant penises with legs freely roamed the city streets. DVDguy
14. Don’t judge a person by their shadow! Annette
15. “As the shadow drew ominously nearer, Sister Catherine realized that indeed, what you reap is what you blow.” Schadenfreude
16. “Hot from an eschatological discussion, Sister Mary discovered that the Second Coming was just around the corner, and that The Rapture was close at hand.” The Shrone
17. Stand back Sister Iris… I’ve taken on one this big before. MC
18. “NO! NO! NO! You’re gonna need to open your mouth wider like THIS!!!” Anna

Some of these entries are hilarious! It’s not to late to add yours! Please add your caption to “Larger than Life” if you want to enter.

Tell me who to pick! Leave a comment please. And don’t forget to visit my most famous roomie of all - Jesus.