October 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
A man who wanted to have his picture taken next to a moving train ended up suffering from what police in Fargo, N.D. are calling “Train Rash”. Lucky for him that’s the only injuries he sustained.
The 34 year old man and two friends were in Fargo for a conference. At some point they bypassed a security gate at a train crossing and stood near the rails so that he could have his picture taken as the train passed by.
Unfortunately the man stumbled as the train was going by and the train caught his back and ripped his shirt and pants. Naturally alcohol was a factor in this mans poor decision.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:46 pm
More stories for the dumb people file!
In May, Jorge Espinal, 44, was taken to a Fort Worth, Texas, hospital after an early morning accident. He’d been drinking and when he suddenly became itchy in a hard to reach spot on his back he quite smartly decided to scratch the itch with a loaded handgun. I’m sure you’ve already figured out the outcome of this stupid act – yes he shot himself in the back!
Don’t read this one if you’re easily grossed out:
A juvenile and two young men were recently charged in Houston Texas with corpse abuse.
They had allegedly gone to a graveyard in Humble, Texas and dug up a grave. They removed the corpses head and took it away to use as a bong to smoke marijuana.
February 20th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Wordless Wednesday
Looks like this little one’s reached her limit!
Or maybe she’s just ready for a little hair of the dog!
Silly aunt or uncle or perhaps a mischievous cousin must have put the bottle and glass beside this tired youngster.
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