When an Austrian man was recently charged with drunk driving, he became angry and decided to drive to a police station to complain about the charge. The only problem? He was driving drunk again!
When he was first charged with drunk driving his drivers license and car keys were taken away from him, but he went home, picked up his spare keys, made his way back to his abandoned care and drove to the police station to complain about the charge. Duh!
“When the driver tried to show police officers what had happened the first time, they detected he was still under the influence of alcohol,” police said in a statement. The driver was charged a second time.
I wonder how drunk this dogs owner was when he or she decided to dress it up in a bra and panties. LOL Poor thing …

Hmmm look closely … is this really a male dog?
Patrons of a local bar persuaded Pat Dykstra, 51, that she was too drunk to drive home. So … taking responsibility she decided to call 911 from her truck to ask for a sheriff to be sent over to follow her home.
She ended her call to the police dispatcher by explaining how dangerous it was for her to be driving while on the phone!
when the deputies eventually caught up with Dykstra her alcohol reading was .14 which is well over the maximum permitted.
Looks like those concerned bar patrons should have taken away her keys! Luckily she didn’t get into or cause an accident.
Wordless Wednesday
Looks like this little one’s reached her limit!

Or maybe she’s just ready for a little hair of the dog!
Silly aunt or uncle or perhaps a mischievous cousin must have put the bottle and glass beside this tired youngster.