A drunk man who was running naked into highway traffic and subsequently caused three accidents has been arrested.

Two people stopped their cars and tried to help the 26 year old, Ardonas Gilbert of Chester P.A., who had been running naked along the southbound lanes of Interstate 95 this past Monday night. However Ardonas refused their help and allegedly cursed at them and tried to punch them says a Delaware State Police officer.

After hitting the people trying to help him, Gilbert then ran out into traffic and caused three separate accidents as motorists tried to avoid hitting the man. Luckily no one was seriously injured.

Gilbert was charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on a highway. What? No indecent exposure?

I thought all limo’s had tinted windows. I guess not …

A 33-year-old woman was detained by police in September after complaints by residents at a mobile home park in Michigan City, Ind., that she had been having sex in an untinted-windowed limousine on one of the park’s streets, in front of what grew to be a large crowd, mostly yelling at her for her indecency. If the people were so offended why did they stand around and crowd the car? Seems like they were voyeurs too. Don’t ya think?

At one point, according to police, the otherwise-occupied woman yelled back at the crowd defiantly that she was “doing adult business” and “I’ve got to do what I’ve got to do.” Business? This wasn’t a social exhibit?