October 5th, 2007 at 6:00 am
A man in Des Moines, Iowa, made an official complaint to police that his son assaulted him, leading to his son’s arrest on the charge of domestic assault.
The dirty details were revealed during the investigation. The mans son had been angry at him during an argument, and he chucked a bag of Cheetos in his direction. The bag hit the fathers glasses, causing them to bump up against his nose and cut him.
Other damage included Cheetos dust all over his shirt.
A new warning label will henceforth be placed on all Frito Lay products warning against use as a weapon.
This brings new meaning to the term Food Fight!
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November 6th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
Villagers in a remote eastern India village protested after police arrived to arrest a three-month-old boy for robbery.
The boys name was subsequently dropped from a list of those accused of robbing bus passengers last week. Well yeah, the kid can’t even walk, how’s he going to rob bus passengers? An investigation is being conducted to figure out how this happened.
A police officer, Kumar, said the boy may have been named by the complainant “with a malicious intent”. Who on earth would have malicious intent against a 3 month old – more likely I believe, it was a prank.
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February 4th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
A Utah man calls the police to report a break-in. What was stolen? A quarter pound of weed.
What is this mans I.Q.?
When the police officers managed to recover the stolen mariquana they asked the Utah man, Kory Tippets, to identify it as his. Tippetts claimed the pot as his stolen stash and the police promptly charged him with investigation of possession with intent to distribute.
Are they awards for dumbest criminals?
For more on this story see:
http://www.kvoa.com/Global/story.asp?S=4446456
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