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December 15th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Selling your soul? Not on eBay uh, uh, uh

Earlier today a musician who was fed up with his life was barred from selling his soul on eBay to the highest bidder.

Dante Knoxx, 24, offered the “used” item for a starting bid of £25,000.50 or a buy it now price of £700,000 on the internet auction site eBay.

Unfortunately for Knoxx, eBay pulled the listing earlier today with only about two hours to go and no bids because it breached one of their policies.

“You cannot sell anything that is not physical,” said Mr Knoxx. “That includes ghosts, souls and spirits which is funny.

“I have been refunded but I had 200 people watching it, I’m really disappointed by that. “I had lots of emails asking if I was serious and religious groups telling me I couldn’t do that, others wanted to talk about my soul.

“I had a lot of interest but no actual bidders which is a real shame.” The Arts Institute graduate decided to try to sell his soul after a lack of creative jobs in his home town of Bournemouth, Dorset.

“I’m a highly creative person, but creativity is not without its drawbacks,” he said in the listing.

“Unfortunately where I live there are hardly any jobs to keep a creative person like myself employed in anything other than boring, mundane office jobs.”

Mr Knoxx was planning to use the money to get his experimental music group, Paradigm, which he created with his friend Zakk Altair, up and running.

He quit his “shoddy job” as a laptop repair technician and said: “I leave it to you, the denizens of Earth, to purchase my actual soul and in return allow me to acquire some tasty capital.”

The auction included a legal contract entitling the new soul’s owner to a percentage of Mr Knoxx’s income for the rest of his life, with a guaranteed minimum of £1,000 per year.

Another clause entitled the owner to 10% of any intellectual works of Paradigm.

He also pledged to write a full account of the soul’s life within three years and the owner of his soul would also be entitled to 10% of his estate in his will.

Other clauses in the contract included sending the owner an annual report of his soul, and a birthday card on Mr Knoxx’s birthday, as well as a promise to plant three trees a year.

A final clause also stated Mr Knoxx could buy back his soul for £100,000,000.






September 10th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

Check out the hilariously funny ecards at VIDiGREET

I’ve always enjoyed getting humorous greeting cards on special occasions over the more serious type of cards, perhaps that’s because I enjoy a good laugh.

If you like funny ecards as much as I do you’ll probably love Vidigreet.

You can find all kinds of ecards – Birthday, Congrats, Valentine, holiday and then there’s off beat ecards such as ones in the “messing with you”, “Lets Hook Up”, “You Blow”, “Call Me’ and “I’m Sorry” categories.

I spent some time on the site browsing through the selection of ecards and I have to say they are very different than what you’ll find at other ecard sites. These greetings are like short movies, or comedy shorts and they are HILARIOUS.

I watched this one Happy Birthday ecard where a guy was sitting in a washroom stall and discovered that there was only one sheet of toilet paper on the roll, so being alone in the public washroom he snuck out of his stall to go and get more toilet paper from another toilet stall. However, that was when all of his co-workers happened to walk into the washroom to surprise him for his birthday saying “You didn’t think we’d forget, did you?”.

It wasn’t something I could totally see happening in real life, but close enough.

If you like off beat, sometimes adult – but not X-rated – humor, or rather if you know others that will like the ecards that you send them you’ve got to check out Vidigreet.

You’ll need to join Vidigreet in order to send ecards. There are three levels of membership. One option is a free membership where you’ll be able to send the weekly featured Vidigreet for free, another option allows you to send an unlimited amount of Vidigreet ecards for a day, and then there’s the one year membership that allows you to send an unlimited amount of ecards for a whole year.

Take a moment and visit the Vidigreet site. I think you’ll enjoy the ecards.






March 7th, 2008 at 12:33 am

Life’s a beach

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Well as the saying goes Life’s a Beach … especially if you live on one!








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