Some dogs just like to collect things … I think this one is collecting kindling for the campfire!
We have a Labrador Retriever, just like the dog above, and she can hold a LOT of things in her mouth too.
Whenever we take her to the beach to play with other dogs she literally steals all the other dogs toys and holds them in her mouth as she teases them and gets them to chase after here. I’ve seen her with four or five toys in her mouth at once.
Is your dog like this?
Isn’t this terrible?
A substitute kindergarten teacher in Amanda, Ohio, was so fed up as she listened to four overly-chatty boys. So she silenced them by using clothespins on their mouths.
Ruth Ann Stoneburner was permanently suspended after she admitted to attaching the spring-type clothespins on the kids’ upper or lower lips.
Now this one is really odd – A clergyman dubbed the “knicker-vicar” has come to the rescue of a small New Zealand town after the local clothing shop stopped selling women’s underwear. I’d really love to know why a clothing shop would stop selling women’s underwear – particularly if they were the only ones in the area to sell them?
Reverend Gary Husband is starting a “knicker run” from his small North Island town of Inglewood to the nearby city of New Plymouth. “We get all the essentials here – apart from the ladies’ essentials,” Husband told Radio New Zealand.
Some how the problem was revealed in discussions after morning communion recently and Husband snapped into action, proving he could fulfill more than spiritual needs. I’d love to know how it was revealed perhaps a woman confessed “Reverend, I’m afraid I won’t be able to attend services anymore because I’m out of Knickers.”?
The first run is planned before Christmas, offering transport for women to travel to New Plymouth to stock up on delicates. That’s a long time to wait for new knickers isn’t it?
Oh, don’t worry, Husband said that the knicker run would not be restricted to followers of his Anglican denomination.
