A Tallahassee Florida police officer came upon a man last Friday who was walking his dog on the beach while in the nude.

The police officer asked the man what he was doing and he replied to the officer “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog”. The man apparently refused to follow the officer’s commands and ended up being tasered as it was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him.

The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

Startled hikers, bikers and hoseback riders in Saratoga Ca. have been asking about a jogger that has been seen streaking through an open space preserve wearing only sneakers, a black tam hat and glasses.

“He passed me and said `Good evening,’” said equestrian Sue Bowdoin, who spotted the naked man, middle-aged and sporting a pale paunch, while riding her horse, Randy, on a trail in Fremont Older Open Space Preserve last summer. “I thought: Ugh!”

A number of park users have reported seeing the naked man over the last year and half, rangers have yet to identify and arrest the man for exposing himself.

Most people have said he’s polite and doesn’t do anything other than run in the nude.

A woman who saw him said he looked scared and backed away after she cornered him with her horse and told him he was offending people.

People who use the park regularly have not reported recent sightings in the cold weather, but they theorize he may be incognito because he is clothed. With dark hair, sweaty red skin and lack of body hair, he is easily recognizable, Bowdoin said.

“He’s frumpy. Plain. Not in good physical shape,” Bowdoin said. “It’s not a pretty sight.’

It seems that Michelle Manhart, an Air Force staff Sergeant, is in a lot of trouble for being out of uniform. Why? Well she posed nude for a Playboy Magazine layout. Her photo spread is titled “Tough Love”.

The photographs show her completely out of uniform and carrying weapons while completely in the raw.

Officials at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio TX have issued a statement saying that Manhart is relieved of her duties while the military conducts and investigation. Officials add that posing in buff doesn’t “comply with the Air Force’s core values.”

Manhart doesn’t think she did anything wrong,and that she didn’t think it would be such a big deal. She’s married and the mother of two children.

What were these men thinking?

Police in El Cerrito California arrested a man last November for being nude in public. The arrest took place near the rapid transit station. When the police asked the man if he was carrying contraband he admitted that he had a screw driver in his rectum!

What? Owww.

Police, treating the item as a potential weapon trained their guns on him while he removed the 6 inch awl that he’d wrapped in electrical tape prior to insertion.

Then, only one week later a 22 year old Iraq ware veteran in Monkwearmouth England told his friends that he was bored. He decided to imitate a prank from the movie “Jackass” and inserted a firework “up his backside” and lit it.

When it exploded he was taken to the Sunderland Royal hospital with a scorched colon and other serious injuries.

Do these men not have a brain in their head?