A crazed woman in Florence, Ore., broke into a neighbor’s trailer and set it afire after being unable to find her keys - which were hanging from her pants pocket the whole time.

The unidentified 23-year- old trashed the next-door trailer, sprayed lighter fluid on a stuffed animal and placed it on the stove to start the blaze.

Her boyfriend found her hiding barefoot and incoherent behind a bush across the street.

Wow. Now that’s a blowout.

Funny how I always fear my sisters going to go off that way whenever she’s looking for her keys in her purse. She gets so frantic and not once have they not been there.

Police arrested a man who allegedly dropped his pants in the crowded lobby of the St. Louis County Courthouse and made photocopies of his buttocks.

Police found Daniel Everett holding two copies he had already made. He was making a third. ”What did I do? What did I do?” witnesses said Everett asked police. Everett, an immature 38, told police that the copies were intended as a practical joke for his girlfriend.

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That’s gonna be some tan!

Dumb Shoplifter

A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.