Want to take some time off during March Madness week?

Well the Springfield ore. Oregon Urology Institute has come up with an idea that will gives guys a very valid excuse to sit around watching college basketball games.

Get a vasectomy.

That’s right. They are suggesting that it’s the perfect time to get a vasectomy.

“When March Madness approaches you need an excuse … to stay at home in front of the big screen,” the clinic’s radio ad says. “Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It’s snip city.”

Men generally need two to four days to recover from the procedure and it seems that men are taking the suggestion seriously. The administrator of the Institute has already reserved dozens of appointment slots for March 19th, the day before the first NCAA tipoffs. He’s also got at least a dozen appointments set for March 26th - just before the tournaments second week begins.

A local sports radio station has been broadcasting the clinics ads and they’ve promised to send each patient a recovery kit that includes sports magazines, a bag of frozen peas (for relief) and free pizza delivery.

So who’s in?

I know a lot of people that suffer through the horrible symptoms of Irritable bowel syndrome. They try different medications and while some seem to help, others make the symptoms even worse. All they want is just to feel better. It can be a horrible disorder to end up having.

I just got some information on a new herbal product for IBS and it’s called Digestsolve. It’s an all natural product and it’s supposed to work very fast, relieving symptoms within one to two days without many of the negative side effects that some prescription drugs have. Studies done by the company show that with continued use the symptoms lessen or even go away in some cases.

I’m going to tell my friends who suffer with IBS about this product and see if they’d like to give it a try. I know for many of them it would be worth trying.

Girls from South Korea must be breathing a sigh of relief at this news - Hot pants and miniskirts will soon be legal in South Korea.

South Korea is in the final stages of revising an indecency law that prohibits people from wearing revealing outfits and was once enforced by ruler-wielding police during authoritarian governments in the 1970s. The laws do not match current social views.

Under authoritarian rule woman were arrested or fined for their fashion choices. Scissors were also taken to men whose hair was felt to be too long. People were also tossed in jail for unauthorized dancing. The rules have been in the books even after South Korea became a democracy in the 1980’s, however the rules were no longer enforced.