More stories for the dumb people file!

In May, Jorge Espinal, 44, was taken to a Fort Worth, Texas, hospital after an early morning accident. He’d been drinking and when he suddenly became itchy in a hard to reach spot on his back he quite smartly decided to scratch the itch with a loaded handgun. I’m sure you’ve already figured out the outcome of this stupid act - yes he shot himself in the back!

Don’t read this one if you’re easily grossed out:

A juvenile and two young men were recently charged in Houston Texas with corpse abuse.

They had allegedly gone to a graveyard in Humble, Texas and dug up a grave. They removed the corpses head and took it away to use as a bong to smoke marijuana.