An enterprising E-Bay seller has created a new product with the image of the famed socialite Paris Hilton on each piece of paper. Toilet paper that is:

We aren’t sure how Paris feels about this new product, but for the socialite who seems to always be in the news this is just yet another form of publicity.
I don’t know, I think I’d be kind of creeped out cleaning my butt with her face. I hope they don’t put this in all of the Hilton Hotels.
How would you feel if you encountered a Paris Hilton Roll?
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