Singer songwriter John Mayer apparently has a sense of humor. This past Saturday night he did a stand-up comedy routine.
He performed at New York City’s Comedy Cellar where he poked fun at his single life, his music and sang a raunchy ballad as a joke about Carrie underwood’s hit “Before He Cheats”. Mayer also went on to say that male song writers can’t get as aggressive in their songs as females can. He then went on to make up a raunchy little song about sex.
At one point in his routine he said “I don’t wash my clothes to make them cleaner, I wash them to make them tighter – that’s what makes me single,” he says, leaning against the basement comedy club’s brick wall. “Guys, I don’t have a washer-dryer, I have a wetter-tightener.”
Mayer and Jessica Simpson are still in “on again, off again” mode. Jessica was spotted without Mayer in New York on Monday night at restaurant Dos Caminos in Soho.
Actually, if you want to see his routine, I went searching for the video, here it is:
Farrah Fawcett had been cancer free since February, but unfortunately was told earlier this week that her cancer has returned.
I’m not sure who she thinks she’s fooling, but Paris Hilton has been trying to keep a low profile by dawning a wig!
Britney is back. She’s got 6 shows under her belt now after playing to a sold out crowd at Miami’s Mansion Sunday night.