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Wordless Wednesday
Time for a nap on a lazy Wednesday afternoon.
I just love how this dog is lying. It’s funny how when an animal gets really relaxed they can get into some pretty strange positions. The only thing strange about this photo is the angle of it. LOL
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Wow this dogs gone retro! Talk about big hair. The wig does kind of suit the dogs face though doesn’t it?
The big hair reminds me of old television shows or older movies when women all had super poofy perms, afro’s were the rage, and if you’re watching a movie or show from the 80’s both men and womens hair is always teased or fluffed.
What was it about the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s? There were definitely some interesting hair styles back then!
I’m not sure who she thinks she’s fooling, but Paris Hilton has been trying to keep a low profile by dawning a wig!
She only has a few more days of freedom before she must report to jail.
Paris was spotted at the Hot Spot Club Les Deux on Friday wearing a dark colored wig in an attempt to conceal her identity.
She hung out with friends and danced to the hit I wanna love you, but overall didn’t seem to be enjoying herself.
I guess her petition didn’t work?
“She did not smile much at all. She appeared to be sad and was drinking one shot after another of Grey Goose Vodka,” says an eyewitness.
Also spotted at Les Deux this past Friday, Lindsay Lohan who chose to party upstairs in a private area.
Breaking news! Johnny Depp star of Pirates of the Caribbean, the best movie of all time as reported by Timely Magazine, News Week monthly and Interterrestrial current events, has just completed a news conference declaring that he will run for King of North America.
His campaign, set to begin at 11:17 pm this evening, will be filmed 24 hours a day and broadcast live over the internet on kingme.com. For those who can’t continuously watch the internet broadcast there will be a DVD with the greatest cuts of from his campaign. You’ll be able to rent a dvd, a new episode, each week as his 67 day campaign to become king of North America progresses.
A little known fact is that his campaign actually began with the first installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy. Play the first movie backwards, at quadruple high speed and you’ll hear all of his campaign promises.
The 20 minute initial campaign speech begins at the end of the movie, and of course ends at the beginning which is why it must be played backwards to see and hear the speech. In his speech, he promises that all forms of taxation will end, and that citizens of his new kingdom will only have to work one day each week. Health care will of course be free to all!
The only thing that some people might not like is that it will be Dress Like a Pirate day 365 days a year from now on. Well, once he becomes King of North America that is. I know I’ll simply love that, but some of you might not. I mean, you have to dress exactly like Jack Sparrow every day. Oh and you’ll have to coordinate your outfit with what the King is wearing each day as well. So if he wears his sword to the left yours must be to the left, If his hair is dread locked yours must be too and so on. You must watch all three of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies in order to comply with each days dress code as it will apparently correspond to the movies in an order that is yet to be revealed.
Punishment for not complying with the “Dress like a pirate” day rules will be severe. Those who fail to pass muster will be taken to an under water cave filled with skeletal ghost pirates. You will then have to battle these scurvy skeletal pirates in order to redeem yourself and get back to the surface world. You will also need to bring back the gold coin that will be assigned to you when you complete your under water underworld mission. Again, you must watch the Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy in order to learn the secrets that will get you out of this underwater prison. It’s only the best movie Evah’ so why wouldn’t you watch it anyway?
Oh wait … I’ve just heard that Johnny Depp will be campaigning against Interterrestrial movie star Chewbacca for King of North America. This could be a momentous race to watch.
Who new that the best movie ever created in our time would become a lead in to an extraordinary campaign for King of North America by Johnny Depp?
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Backgammon Masters has had an ongoing promotional campaign and they just released the second installment of the animation series “Life According to Jean-Claude”. I love this feisty tigers French accent.
Jean Claude is more than a little confused about historic battles – such as where the battle of Barbarossa was fought, but he knows that being persistent is what it takes to win any battle or competition.
This is why Jean Claude makes a great Mascot for BackGammonMasters, creators of the ever popular online backgammon game. Jean Claude is very knowledgeable about backgammon strategies and philosophies. He’s also a self proclaimed guru on all subjects.
Backgammon masters has been very successful using Jean Claude as their mascot. So successful in fact, that in the first animation series starting Jean Claude, Backgammonmasters ended up making the series interactive and offered prizes for those who answered trivia questions about the video clip correctly. I’m sure this new installment has been eagerly anticipated.
BackGammonMasters now offers an all in one game package that you can download. The package includes backgammon, poker and the popular Spanish dice game Perudo. They should also have a Blackjack game coming out sometime in May.
Go to the site and watch Jean Claude. He’s actually quite the cool cat. Then, if you enjoy playing backgammon, poker, and want to try Perudo download the games from Backgammonmasters.