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Paris Hilton Wipes Up

An enterprising E-Bay seller has created a new product with the image of the famed socialite Paris Hilton on each piece of paper. Toilet paper that is:

We aren’t sure how Paris feels about this new product, but for the socialite who seems to always be in the news this is just yet another form of publicity.

I don’t know, I think I’d be kind of creeped out cleaning my butt with her face. I hope they don’t put this in all of the Hilton Hotels.

How would you feel if you encountered a Paris Hilton Roll?

Peta has come out with their own list of Worst dressed stars of 2006. Nicole Ritchie got the top honor of being named the Worlds Worst Dressed celebrity because of her love of fur. Peta stated “This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones. She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.”

Eva Longoria also made Peta’s List with a reference to her character on Desperate Housewives activities- “You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane.”

A PETA spokesperson also named Ashley Olsen as a runner up by saying “Wearing fur does add 20 pounds, but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.”

Paris Hilton, one of Nicoles BFF didn’t make the list this year. She vowed earlier this year never to wear fur again after she watched a video detailing how animals are killed for their pelts. Peta must be impressed with the socialites turn around as they are considering asking the hotel heiress to become one of their “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” models.

Britney says she hasn’t partied that much

by Tricia

with all the tabloids and magazines following the exploits of Britney Spears and her BFF Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and others at many of the hot spots lately, Britney felt that she needed to defend herself.

Spears claims that “It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday,” Spears, who marked her 25th birthday on Saturday with a bash at Mr. Chow’s restaurant in Beverly Hills, writes on her Web site.

“Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far,” Spears writes. “Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.”

Wait, what’s that about Victoria Secrets new underwear line? Last I heard Britney hasn’t been wearing any undies.

Stars want us to take them seriously?

by Tricia

There seems to be a rise in celebrity alcohol tragedies lately doesn’t there?

The latest is Lindsay lohan, but in the last while we’ve heard stories about Mel Gibson, Robin Williams, Danny DeVito and even George Clooney. Then there’s Britney and Paris.

All of these celebs want us to take them seriously and believe in their causes, but then they go and act like children when the camera lights come on. If you want us to believe in you and watch your films and help you stay on top then you need to start acting mature and taking care of yourselves.

The scoop

by Tricia

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have become BFF.

The pair have been inseparable over the last week or so, but they do spend some time apart.

For instance, Britney partied with Parisâ€™ good friend Brandon Davis on Wednesday night at the Roosevelt Hotel, but Paris decided to have a calmer evening and slummed it while wearing a mis-matched tracksuit with chipped black nail varnish. Oh Dear! Paris has told photographers about her new friendship saying “I love her. She is the sweetest girl I know. Sheâ€™s so down-to-earth. I just want her to smile and be happy.â€

Mean while, actor Jude Law has said that it was a pleasure to work with Cameron Diaz while filming their new movie The Holiday. He said recently: â€œHaving Cameron around is like having the sun on set every day. She understands that kind of film so well. I learned a great deal just by watching her.â€ The film premiered in London and New York this week.

The divorce between Charlie Sheen and his now Ex- wife Denise Richards has ended quietly even though it started off badly and loudly. The couple still must resolve custody issues for their two daughters – Sam 2 yrs old, and Lola age 1.

Paris Hilton Wipes Up

Britney says she hasn’t partied that much

Stars want us to take them seriously?

The scoop

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