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Spears is getting offers of help to get her career back on track

Simon Cowell, American Idol judge, had offered to help Britney Spears get her career back. He said “We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends.”

Paula Abdul says, “We always have time for Britney. We love her.”

And Randy Jackson adds: “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”

Even Timbaland has come up with an idea to help Spears career – do a duet with Justin Timberlake. Spears apparently turned down that offer though.

After Spears disappointing MTV Video Music Awards performance former N’ Sync member Joey Fatone said of her performance “It was interesting, I felt bad, but didn’t. It looked like she was really lost. A lot of people… really want her to seek help… There’s something not right there, something needs to obviously be done before anything tragic happens. She’s a great girl.”

Paula Abdul woman of the year?

by Tricia

Paula Abdul has been named woman of the year by the Nevada Ballet Theatre. Huh? Have they been watching TV in the last week or listening to the news? She’s been doing some pretty whacky stuff.

During her acceptance speech Paula decided to do a little comedy by poking fun at a strange pre-Idol inteview with a local Seattle TV station earlier this month. Yes, that’s the whackiness to which I was referring … “Don’t ever give a swivel stool to someone who’s very hyper and active because I will spin and spin and spin.”

“I couldn’t do it without the three men in my life,” she said of fellow Idol stars Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, who flanked her. “Every time Randy Jackson opens up his mouth, I look like a Nobel Prize winner. Every time Simon Cowell opens his mouth, Borat sounds like a Nobel Prize winner….. Ryan, I really do love him; almost as much as he loves himself ï¿½..These three brothers are the best thing a girl can hope for, just ask my therapists.”

That was some acceptance speech there Paula.

Simon Cowell Upset with Aiken

by Tricia

Simon Cowell has slammed American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken saying that he doesn’t think that Clay should have complained about the pressures of stardom.

After Clay Aiken fessed up and confessed that he’d been prescribed Paxil for his anxiety.

Last month, Clay insisted he has no problems stepping up on stage and performing in front of thousands, but he suffers panic attacks in more intimate settings.

But Cowell says, “Oh, give me a break. Let me have a choice – I’m going to work in a coal mine for 14 hours a day or I’m going to be runner-up on American Idol. Give me a break, idiot. He’s not working for a living – he’s being famous. No one put a gun to his head. Clay, whatever he may have said, would not swap what he’s got now for what he had three years ago.”

Spears is getting offers of help to get her career back on track

Paula Abdul woman of the year?

Simon Cowell Upset with Aiken

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