Simon Cowell, American Idol judge, had offered to help Britney Spears get her career back. He said “We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends.”
Paula Abdul says, “We always have time for Britney. We love her.”
And Randy Jackson adds: “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”
Even Timbaland has come up with an idea to help Spears career – do a duet with Justin Timberlake. Spears apparently turned down that offer though.
After Spears disappointing MTV Video Music Awards performance former N’ Sync member Joey Fatone said of her performance “It was interesting, I felt bad, but didn’t. It looked like she was really lost. A lot of people… really want her to seek help… There’s something not right there, something needs to obviously be done before anything tragic happens. She’s a great girl.”
