Who comes up with these things?

Apparently Oprah Winfrey is top dawg when it comes to caring for her pets, where as Britney Spears is the worlds worst dog owner according to an online vote by readers of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines.

”She once had three Chihuahuas . . . and never left home without at least one of them on her arm,” the magazines’ editor said. “As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids they [the dogs] disappeared.”

Paris Hilton hasn’t improved much. She was last years “worst” winner, and this year she moved up to second worst for “treating her dogs like accessories.”

Winfrey, the owner of five dogs, was voted this year’s best celebrity dog owner. The talk-show host replaced 2005 winner Joss Stone, and beat off competition from Tori Spelling and Nicollette Sheridan.