{"id":119,"date":"2006-12-31T03:41:24","date_gmt":"2006-12-31T08:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/celebrity\/2006\/12\/31\/paris-hilton-wipes-up\/"},"modified":"2010-04-10T21:54:16","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T01:54:16","slug":"paris-hilton-wipes-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/celebrity\/2006\/12\/31\/paris-hilton-wipes-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton Wipes Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>An enterprising E-Bay seller has created a new product with the image of the famed socialite Paris Hilton on each piece of paper.  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