Almost everyone has read their horoscope at one time or another. Some people read theirs every day. If you want to get a kick out your horoscope you should visit the Guru Monkey and read their version of your weekly horoscope. I’m pretty sure that you’ll at least get a laugh.

They don’t claim to offer correct horoscopes. In fact they say that their weekly horoscope might only be accurate for one person in the world. The intro to the site says they have a gifted staff of psychic astrologers dedicated to bring you as close to possible of taking the guess work out of life. I’m sure that’s all tongue in cheek.

I’m a Virgo and my weekly horoscope tells me that I should go out and buy some shoes because I need shoes. However I’m supposed to ignore the first pair that interest me for some reason. Well I already went on a shopping spree this week (see my main blog) but I didn’t even look at shoes. Maybe I did ignore a pair? The horoscope also informs me that I should go back to school. Now that is something I’ve been toying with. Hmmm maybe they do have psychic astrologers.

Have you checked your weekly horoscope on the Guru Monkey Yet? Let me know how accurate they are eh?