{"id":357,"date":"2007-01-17T03:00:50","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T08:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/garden\/2007\/01\/17\/save-the-snowman\/"},"modified":"2013-10-12T04:29:56","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T08:29:56","slug":"save-the-snowman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/garden\/2007\/01\/17\/save-the-snowman\/","title":{"rendered":"Save the Snowman"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p align=\"center\"><strong>Wordless Wednesday<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Suicidal Snowman<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/360294091\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/162\/360294091_198717ddc4_o.jpg\" width=\"346\" height=\"593\" alt=\"hangedsnowman\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>This poor snowman.  He&#8217;s so confused.  He thought he&#8217;d never come to life this year since it&#8217;s been unseasonably warm and one of the key factors needed to bring him to life was absent.  That&#8217;s right- there was no snow. <\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<div class=\"912745ff53504cd4aef8ff3ef7b9aa95\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* gardengrows_inpost_250x250 *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3539326774\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>This past Monday the snowman was born, but there still isn&#8217;t all that much snow.  Even worse there are no snow women.  None at all!<\/p>\n<p>Poor guy. 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