This past October a 17 year old teenage was booked into a juvenile detention center in Lynnwood Washington after he got his arm stuck in the doggy door of a house.
He was accused of trying to burglarize the home.
Apparently experienced thieves avoid homes with pet doors because it usually means that a dog is present in the home.
Then there’s the case of the incompetent counterfeiter, Leah Jerolimek of Sheboygan, Wis. who last November, tried to pay a bill at a local gas station with a counterfeit $20 bill. The bill only had printing on one side and the other was blank. Oops!
Rev. Qelqoth says
Also, experienced criminals don’t usually risk getting their arms torn off by ill tempered poodles.