A man in Des Moines, Iowa, made an official complaint to police that his son assaulted him, leading to his son’s arrest on the charge of domestic assault.
The dirty details were revealed during the investigation. The mans son had been angry at him during an argument, and he chucked a bag of Cheetos in his direction. The bag hit the fathers glasses, causing them to bump up against his nose and cut him.
Other damage included Cheetos dust all over his shirt.
A new warning label will henceforth be placed on all Frito Lay products warning against use as a weapon.
This brings new meaning to the term Food Fight!
A. Marques says
Hmmmm… Wondering what kind of Cheetos it was…
perros says
It had to have been the big ball shaped ones.. I only say that because you need some pretty big ones to do that do your Dad! hah
Micah Tillman says
Washing dirty laundry in public the latest thing in Des Moines, eh? Bring the police on in!
I remember when there was no “Warning: Hot!” warning on McDonald’s coffee.