Honestly …
What kind of a boring life do you have to have to end up killing yourself by misadventure with a condom?
Laughing gas and a rubber? For sexual gratification?I wonder what this mans gravestone says?
Odd news, Strange Animals, Funny pictures, Dumb Criminals
by Chris
by Chris
A man who wanted to have his picture taken next to a moving train ended up suffering from what police in Fargo, N.D. are calling “Train Rash”. Lucky for him that’s the only injuries he sustained.
The 34 year old man and two friends were in Fargo for a conference. At some point they bypassed a security gate at a train crossing and stood near the rails so that he could have his picture taken as the train passed by.
Unfortunately the man stumbled as the train was going by and the train caught his back and ripped his shirt and pants. Naturally alcohol was a factor in this mans poor decision.
by Chris
A 20 year old woman is now facing charges of aggravated assault after she allegedly bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword (who has a sword in their home???) during an argument about …. him not doing the dishes!
The woman’s 21 year old boyfriend told police that he became involved in the argument when the woman complained that the dishes were not clean. The woman apparently told the man to leave the apartment but he refused.
When he wouldn’t leave the woman tried to physically make the man leave. During the struggle the woman bit the man’s right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face.
After that she grabbed a 2 foot sword and swung it at him. Luckily it missed!
The woman’s been released from a Mansfield jail after a $10,000 bond was posted.
The couple had only lived together for four months … perhaps the man is lucky that this happened now so he knows who’s he’s involved with!
by Chris
Police in Knoxville had to rescue a man, Richard Anthony Smith, 25, after he got himself stuck in the Knoxville Museum of Art.
Smith told police that he was a secret agent and that he’d been on a mission when he became stuck in an air conditioning duct that lead from the museums roof. The man actually had to call 911 to get help!
When Police and firefighters reached the museums roof they found a rope and cable which lead to a vent shaft. Forty five feet below, deep inside the vent, was Richard Anthony Smith.
He told them his Mission had failed.
After being rescued he was read his rights and he apparently told police he was a “special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931” and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter.
Hmmm I think this guy has either read or seen the movie The Da vinci Code one time too many!
He went on to tell the police that he was following orders to “defuse and confiscate” a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a “MERV6SS-22AN” warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement.
However, Smith told officers his “agency” called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.
The police have charged Smith with aggravated robbery and he’s being held on $2,000 bond at the Knox County Jail. Authorities said he did not have a lawyer.
“Fortunately he was able to reach his cell phone,” DeBusk said, “or he may not have been found for quite some time.”