Honestly …
What kind of a boring life do you have to have to end up killing yourself by misadventure with a condom?
Laughing gas and a rubber? For sexual gratification?I wonder what this mans gravestone says?
Man who wanted picture gets ‘train rash’
A man who wanted to have his picture taken next to a moving train ended up suffering from what police in Fargo, N.D. are calling “Train Rash”. Lucky for him that’s the only injuries he sustained.
The 34 year old man and two friends were in Fargo for a conference. At some point they bypassed a security gate at a train crossing and stood near the rails so that he could have his picture taken as the train passed by.
Unfortunately the man stumbled as the train was going by and the train caught his back and ripped his shirt and pants. Naturally alcohol was a factor in this mans poor decision.
Nude man walking a dog tasered by police
A Tallahassee Florida police officer came upon a man last Friday who was walking his dog on the beach while in the nude.
The police officer asked the man what he was doing and he replied to the officer “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog”. The man apparently refused to follow the officer’s commands and ended up being tasered as it was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him.
The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.
Diswashing disput results in woman facing assault charges
A 20 year old woman is now facing charges of aggravated assault after she allegedly bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword (who has a sword in their home???) during an argument about …. him not doing the dishes!
The woman’s 21 year old boyfriend told police that he became involved in the argument when the woman complained that the dishes were not clean. The woman apparently told the man to leave the apartment but he refused.
When he wouldn’t leave the woman tried to physically make the man leave. During the struggle the woman bit the man’s right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face.
After that she grabbed a 2 foot sword and swung it at him. Luckily it missed!
The woman’s been released from a Mansfield jail after a $10,000 bond was posted.
The couple had only lived together for four months … perhaps the man is lucky that this happened now so he knows who’s he’s involved with!
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