Did you know that the LLC has begun to offer an email service to Christians who are preparing for the Rapture.

I guess this is just in case those who want to ascend to heaven don’t notice that the signs of the rapture are upon us. You know … seeing as it could commence suddenly.

Receiving an email message stating that the Rapture is coming will give people time to say goodbye to loved ones, family and those who might be less than worthy.

The email service costs $40 a year. Christians can maintain an email list of up to 62 people who will be notified. Why a list of only 62 I don’t know. Is that a number of significance.

The website offering this service states that members can store encrypted electronic documents such as PIN numbers and powers of attorney because “There won’t be any bodies, so probate court (would) take (all) seven years (just) to clear your assets to your next of kin.”

Hmmm I guess some of the people running the website must think that they aren’t worthy and will be around to run the site and help relatives get into the accounts of those who ascended to heaven?

Just too weird if you ask me!