Oh man this is ironic!

In January, a news crew for the Milwaukee station WDJT-TV, which was reporting a story on the danger of thin ice covering Big Muskego Lake, watched as their van’s driver mistakenly drove onto the lake and broke through the ice, ruining the expensive, high-tech vehicle.

How Romantic?

Mario Sims, 21, had his bail revoked, for a second time, by a judge in Racine, Wis., in March, after he cut off his electronic monitoring device and hopped into a limousine to be driven to Chicago to be a guest on “The Jerry Springer Show,” where he announced that he will marry his soon-to-arrive baby’s mother, who is Sims’ half-sister. Sims was also a guest on the show last year, defending his affair with the woman.