A Utah man calls the police to report a break-in. What was stolen? A quarter pound of weed.
What is this mans I.Q.?
When the police officers managed to recover the stolen mariquana they asked the Utah man, Kory Tippets, to identify it as his. Tippetts claimed the pot as his stolen stash and the police promptly charged him with investigation of possession with intent to distribute.
Are they awards for dumbest criminals?
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