Creative smuggler

Custom officials inspecting a transport truck carrying goods from Mexico to the USA, decided to take a closer look at some canned jalapenos and tomatoes. Upon opening the can they found a package of marijuana inside. In all 34 pounds of pot was found inside the trucks shipment. Naturally the driver was arrested.

Would you eat it?

A couple in Manchester, England celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary by breaking open a tin of canned chicken that was given to them on their wedding day. The couple had vowed not to eat the tin of meat until their golden anniversary. Apparently when the can was opened the chicken was as good as new and was promptly served for a meal with potatoes and vegetables.
(My husband saved a Labatts 50 beer given to him on his 25th birthday to drink when he turns 50. I’m not so sure his beer will be as good as new though! LOL)

Tip the waitress, or else …

A Boston former strip club waitress was sick and tired of being mistreated by men, so she decided to fill condoms with a potentially explosive mixture of drain cleaner and gasoline to a Boston TV station, radio stations, strip clubs and a college and other places.

A package sent to the Bridgewater State College, which contained a note inside that said “Boom”, was the first to be mailed. The State police bomb squad was called in to investigate the package. The single mom is now free on $10,000 bail and is due to appear in a Federal court in the next few weeks.

So treat your waitress well and don’t forget to tip her!