I’ve seen people rushing to the toilet but I don’t think I’ve ever seen the toilet rushing … or being rushed off the field.
Maybe the title for this post should have been “Guess this game’s in the Toilet!”.
Out of the Blue
What’s your worst fear? Is it flying? Is it being hit by lightening? Maybe something falling from the sky?
It wasn’t exactly a bolt from the blue. More like blue ice from the sky.
An elderly Chino, California couple had a chunk of blue ice crashed through their roof recently. William McElroy says it was so loud, they had thought a car hit their house. Evelyn McElroy is amazed no one was hurt and figures “somebody extra” was looking out for them. Federal aviation officials are investigating if the blue ice came from a leaking airplane toilet holding tank.
Nice. They probably got hit by frozen pee! I wonder how often that happens?
Well, it could have been worse – they could have been hit by a plane experiencing software failure:
That’s some Dough!
I’m so blue, no one is renting me a space.
Sour Dough
The Kuwait Times reported in April that food inspectors shut down the Hawally bakery in Kuwait City after finding dough stored in a toilet, which the owner explained was so that the humidity would keep it moist.
Red Light Cheater
Caught by police with illegal emergency lights on his car, Bradenton, Fla., restaurant manager Kenneth Holmes, 26, said at his February sentencing for impersonating a police officer that he did it “to get home quicker” and that the flashers were “cool” and a “fantastic time-saver” that enabled him to drive through red lights.
Long Exorcism
In March, David Little, a Fredericton, New Brunswick, anti-abortion activist who was resisting his upcoming trial on tax-evasion charges, told the judge that he would need an indefinite postponement because his wife and stepdaughter were possessed by Satan and required exorcism. Little, 60, told the judge that some exorcisms work quickly, but that he knows of one that has lasted 16 years. The judge told Little to bring in some evidence of the possession. (Little has openly refused to pay taxes because some government money funds abortions.)