A crazed woman in Florence, Ore., broke into a neighbor’s trailer and set it afire after being unable to find her keys – which were hanging from her pants pocket the whole time.
The unidentified 23-year- old trashed the next-door trailer, sprayed lighter fluid on a stuffed animal and placed it on the stove to start the blaze.
Her boyfriend found her hiding barefoot and incoherent behind a bush across the street.
Wow. Now that’s a blowout.
Funny how I always fear my sisters going to go off that way whenever she’s looking for her keys in her purse. She gets so frantic and not once have they not been there.