Did you know that zoo keepers often scam male Panda bears into mating with a female panda that they find undesirable?

They apparently let an attractive female Panda bear that the male is interested in roam around the pen, leaving her scent everywhere. Then, when the darkness falls, and the male has become frisky from the scent of the female he’s attracted to, the zoo keepers lead in a less attractive female, back end first so that the already excited male will begin mating.

Unfortunately the male often figures out that the female he’s mating with isn’t really the one he desires, and he gets angry when he realizes he’s mated with a dowdy female. The male Panda turns his anger on the female and the zoo keepers often have to use firecrackers and a water hose to separate them.

Poor unattractive female pandas.

Somehow this story reminds me of the bar scene. You know how people always look more attractive when you’ve had a few drinks in you?