{"id":111,"date":"2006-07-23T00:56:10","date_gmt":"2006-07-23T05:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/07\/23\/eye-opener\/"},"modified":"2011-07-25T02:36:59","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T06:36:59","slug":"eye-opener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/07\/23\/eye-opener\/","title":{"rendered":"Eye opener"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trying for a free drink?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/178571631\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 5px solid white; margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/45\/178571631_e62258eb44_o.jpg\" alt=\"00029193\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now if that didn&#8217;t wake you up on a Monday &#8230; what will?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to admit the guys got a nice rack, but uh &#8230; no &#8230; I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d be buying him a drink for that show! LOL\u00c2\u00a0 Good sense of humor though.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying for a free drink? Now if that didn&#8217;t wake you up on a Monday &#8230; what will? I&#8217;ve got to admit the guys got a nice rack, but uh &#8230; no &#8230; I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d be buying him a drink for that show! LOL\u00c2\u00a0 Good sense of humor though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[5559],"class_list":{"0":"post-111","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-humor","7":"tag-humor","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}