{"id":1154,"date":"2008-12-15T19:20:19","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T00:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/?p=1154"},"modified":"2009-01-29T18:59:55","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T23:59:55","slug":"selling-your-soul-not-on-ebay-uh-uh-uh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/12\/15\/selling-your-soul-not-on-ebay-uh-uh-uh\/","title":{"rendered":"Selling your soul? 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