{"id":119,"date":"2006-08-01T01:05:30","date_gmt":"2006-08-01T06:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/08\/01\/sleeping-criminals\/"},"modified":"2010-11-21T00:30:50","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T05:30:50","slug":"sleeping-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/08\/01\/sleeping-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleeping Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p> Criminals invade home and then fall asleep<\/p>\n<p>  For once I have a story that is from my own area of the world.  In fact, this happened about 4 major blocks from my home yesterday.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>  A man and a woman broke into a home in the Pape and Mortimer area of Toronto early Monday morning.  The tied up the man who lived in the home for a period of 12 hours.  During that time period they robbed the home and demanded money of the man.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>After being tied up for 12 hours, the man convinced the thieves to untie his hands so that he could make some phone calls in order to come up with the money that they were demanding.<\/p>\n<p>While the homeowner was making calls the assailants fell asleep!  The victim took advantage of the dumb criminals mistake and escaped the home and called the police.<\/p>\n<p>  The criminals are now in custody.  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