{"id":12,"date":"2006-02-21T00:33:57","date_gmt":"2006-02-21T05:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/02\/21\/lack-of-toilet-paper-kills\/"},"modified":"2010-11-20T01:12:05","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T06:12:05","slug":"lack-of-toilet-paper-kills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/02\/21\/lack-of-toilet-paper-kills\/","title":{"rendered":"Lack of toilet paper kills"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Roommates, kenneth Matthews, 58 and Franklin Paul Crow, 56, were in an altercation recently due to the fact that there was no toilet paper in their home.   <\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* square 250x Oddplanet_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"7033143591\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>It seems that Crow became irate with Matthews when he discovered the lack of TP.   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