{"id":130,"date":"2006-08-18T01:20:44","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T06:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/08\/18\/no-relief\/"},"modified":"2011-08-01T03:12:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T07:12:39","slug":"no-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/08\/18\/no-relief\/","title":{"rendered":"No Relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>    CHARLESTON, W.Va. \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Sometimes when nature calls, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no time to delay, but a Kentucky man sure picked the wrong spot for a pit stop.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>     Michael Ray Hunter, 37, found out Wednesday night that the parking lot of the West Virginia State Police headquarters in South Charleston isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the right spot.<\/p>\n<p>     Trooper J.S. 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